White House Tour Tickets

We're sorry, but due to the extreme popularity of the expanded White House Tour along with the inspiring number of patriotic survey participants who:

- voted for President Obama
- believes he is a great President
- donated money to his campaign
- watched both episodes of Inside the Obama White House
- still has the bumper sticker
- and plans to vote for him in 2012

All White House Tour online tickets have been issued for the current scheduling period. Please try again in six months.

Note: You can try again in six months, but the result will be the same. This is a parody website. The content is fictional.

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