Your 2011 Social Security: The UnCOLA

With consumer prices down over the past year, monthly Social Security and Supplemental Security Income benefits for more than 57 million Americans will not automatically increase in 2011. This will be the second year in a row without an automatic Cost-of-Living Adjustment (COLA) since they went into effect in 1975.

In light of the upcoming 2012 Presidential Election, the Social Security Administration needs to do SOMETHING to avoid the potential wrath of the AARP and its subsequent senior voter outrage.

Therefore, we are proud to offer these nice consolation gifts in lieu of your COLA:

Choose your ONE free gift:

2 coupons for Denny's Build Your Own Grand Slam

Perry Como LP: A Sentimental Date with Perry

Snuggie Blanket

The Audacity of Hope - LARGE PRINT EDITION

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