China Cheers

I arrived in China today, the third country on my Asian tour. The Chinese citizens love me here! Just like the glory days of my Presidential Campaign.

My TP Tussle

I'd like to thank ABC News for breaking the important story today on the existence of "Obama Toilet Paper" in Japan.

Fixing Tuesday's Election Results

I've publicly stated that Tuesday's Republican gubernatorial victories in New Jersey and Virginia have nothing to do with my Administration. Just some local people voting on local issues in a local election. Still.

Trick or Treat

I love Halloween. That's why in a spirit of openness and transparency, I've decided to invite trick-or-treaters to come to the White House on Saturday night.

That News Called Fox

Recently, I've taken some hits for my War on Fox News. Some journalists have actually implied that I am acting childishly. I AM NOT BEING CHILDISH!!!!!!

Sainthood

When I met the Pope last spring, I noticed something strange about the way he looked at me. His eyes, almost tearful, were full of wonder. Now I understand why.

My Nobel Shock and Awe

Wow, today I won the Nobel Peace prize. Obviously, the Nobel Selection Committee is in awe of me. Apparently, some Americans are in shock.

Your Logo Here

Lately I've been thinking about how I can raise revenues without raising taxes. There must be some way to leverage the power of the White House for the good of the nation. Then I read an article about product placement in movies. Perfect.

The Olympic ObamaBear - Now Available on oBay

Rats. I just found out that the International Olympic Committee announced today in Copenhagen that Chicago was not chosen as the site for the 2016 Olympics. I'm not taking it personally. However, this only reinforces my decision to pull missile defense out of Europe.

The Olympic ObamaBear!

I've got to make sure I'm doing everything I can to bring the 2016 Olympics to Chicago. I'm flying to Copenhagen to personally make my pitch to the Olympic Committee. I have a great speech all rehearsed and ready to go. I'm even bringing Oprah.