Now I'm Smiling

It's no secret how proud I am of my terrific smile. It's a natural gift that I like to take advantage of whenever I can. People see my smile and they know everything is going to be all right.

My Big Media Blitz

Six shows in two days may seem like a lot. There are some people in the media who are worried that I might become overexposed. Impossible. People just can't get enough of me. But what I'm most excited about is my cameo appearance on several upcoming TV shows this Fall season.

Kids and Kongress

On Tuesday, I held a Q&A session with some schoolchildren in Virginia prior to the airing of my back-to-school address. On Wednesday, I addressed a joint session of Congress on health care reform. Now kids will be kids, so I fully expected some shout-outs or some sign-waving or even the occasional inappropriate chuckle. And I got it. Only not from the kids.

My Secret Tuesday Plot

Next Tuesday, I plan to deliver a televised back-to-school speech to the nation's students. If you are part of that special breed of Americans who get their news from Glenn Beck or from #TCOT tweets on Twitter, you are already aware of my secret plot to indoctrinate your children.

A Vacation From My Vacation

As deputy White House spokesman Bill Burton said last week regarding my vacation at Martha's Vineyard, I need a vacation from my vacation. Let's face it. I had to work pretty hard last week.

Dollars For Doughnuts

Thrilled by the overwhelming success of the "Cash for Clunkers" program, I began to think: How can we apply the same concept to health care?

Buy it on oBay!

I was looking for ways to reduce the federal deficit by cutting expenses and increasing revenue. The oBay page is a great way to bring in extra cash by auctioning off selected historic White House memorabilia to the general public.

White House Internet Advisory System

As part of my effort to push back on the misinformation about health insurance reform, I've launched a new White House Internet Advisory System. With the advice from the Department of Homeland Security, some websites and blogs will contain a color-coded banner that indicates their current threat level.

No Longer Lost in Space!

Yesterday, at approximately 9:37 AM EST, the astronauts at the International Space Station made contact with the long-lost Robinson Family on board the Jupiter II. Many years ago, the Robinson family blasted into space on the Jupiter II. Their goal:  to colonize a distant planet in the Alpha Centauri star system four light years from Earth.

My Birth Certificate

Enough already. When I first heard that some nuts thought the Certification of Live Birth that I released on my campaign website was fake, I had to laugh. Then I started to wonder. Just how far would these so-called "birthers" go?